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Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of ♥♥♥♥, and i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life.
Your time is almost over, Stuart.
All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.
I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of ♥♥♥♥. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god, I’m going to kill myself and take that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rodent to hell with me.
wat.
Today I saw a girl. She was ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ugly. To be fair, I wasn't quite sure of the gender, only that whatever gender she was, she had tits.
Today I went to a doctor, and he told me I was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
I said "No. The only reason you call me that, is because you're having a sad life"
He said I could go ♥♥♥♥ myself.
I told him that I don't have to. My vacuum takes care of "those needs".
He walked over to his desk, and pulled a gun.
Before anyone of us could say anything, he pulled the trigger on himself.
I was happy. Happy because i now dident have to pay him.
As I walked out of the office, 2 unicorns picked me up, and flew me home.
This diary log is not to be taken lightly. End of log.
with a Sega Game Gear
It's been twelve years since she's been a fan of F.E.A.R.
The third one, so the E is a 3
DBZ if you please
Budokai
My mom said the lasagna's alright
I wanna ♥♥♥♥ lasagna"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1CuW8xWj7M&t=2m38s
Wonder how long it will take before he burns his apartment down..?
How long before he snaps?
When he stops his CS streak?
When I get a girlfriend?
If the world is still here in 2100?
When the ♥♥♥♥ my desktop will arrive?
No1 knows...
From war comes peace.
Love becomes hate.
Hate becomes love.
Lomztein is Life.
Lomztein is Time.
Lomztein is Space.
Lomztein is Great.
Lomztein is Sexy.
Lomztein is All.
Lomztein is God.
Lomztein is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing.
MultiScootaloo is pretty cool too.
Dr. Cooldude is a ♥♥♥♥♥
The older you are, the faster time flows.
Can't wait to be 80 and see what 1 minute feels like.
Can't wait for my next load of bacon <3