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Hey Flex Family, it's me Phil! Check out my sexy profile artwork, a treat for you Flex Family! Would be great if you leave a comment on my profile! Thanks everybody! #FlexOn

- Phil

I am excited to say that flex seal also works as a rape deterrent product. Just a little flex tape to seal up your tight little butthole that any rapist would want to get your hands on, and bam! Instantly ♥♥♥♥-block any to-be-rapist and save yourself from a lifetime of trauma. I can vouch for this product from experience. An easy 10/10

Hello bofidus, thanks for the good review. Flex on! -Phil

Hello Blessed, thank you for the positive review! Glad it worked. -Phil

I am happy to say this is one of the best products I have ever used! Some islamic ♥♥♥♥ planted a bomb in my house, I applied a layer of flex seal, worked like a charm! My house still blew up and I lost a couple of limbs, but at least I know the product is looking and working properly.

This is going to be a 10/10 for me thanks Phil!

my ♥♥♥♥ fell off and i tried to put it back on using flex seal and... it worked like a charm!
Thanks Phil!

Hey Burnzie, thanks for the kind words! -Phil

Hey! I am an avid user of flex tape and I would just like to say, I love it! It fixes the largest of breaches! I would reccomend flex tape to all friends and family!

10/10