*A transmitter falls on the floor*

except the 1s who r ded

for the good of all of us

we do wat we must becuase we can

i have no choice to work ere. i was built here :P

it is an honor to be working in apature with you sir/sir's

SPACE

<: Loading. . . Loading . . . :> Hello. This message is a recording. We cannot hear what your going to say. We are from a diffrent dimension, Im sure you understand the concept. We gave improved GLaDOS. We here at ஜAperture Laboratoriesஜ believe you, and all the other dimensions need this new and improved GLaDOS. {LINK REMOVED}>Click Here< Thank you for your cooperation.~Blac-. . . Uhm. Aperture Laboratories.

What's happening with the group. It hasn't been active for months.

「第666拘束機関開放、次元干渉虚数法陣展開、イデア機関接続、ブレイブルー、起動！」

hello, i am grey manns personal employer, and he wants me to advise you that we have our own company, Exticy Co, or E-Co for short. http://eo.steamhost.cc/steamcommunity_com/groups/exticy-co

yes you will be in the party, actually your literaly ARE the party, all the AI in the facility IT THE PARTY!!!!!

I want in on this party!
Я хочу на этом вечеринка!
Ich möchte in dieser Partei!
Quiero en este partido!

upcoming party!!

I created a roleplay thread,Check it out!

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Here at Aperture Science, You need a weapon. That's why we have the ASHPD, or the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, a magestic Item that can make a Quantum Hole in Surfaces made of Pure Ground up Moon Rocks. Master Chief and Issac Newton would be proud.
[Disclaimer] Here at Aperture, we strongly disadvise going near pure ground up moonrocks, as they are pure poison.

*Coughs again* AGAHHwaTGAWHAQWrnjWEwtj NEROOOOOOOOO-*Falls*

ummmm.....the test was to killl ALL THE MANTIS MEN......you've been doing it wrong

*Grabs the gun and open fires at every turret and shoots the nerotouxin* Did i finish now?

yes

When i pick up the gun the test starts

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Grab this
you'll know when the test starts

*Sees a Nerotouxin activater* And decides to mash the button,And than purple nerotouxin appears* Me:Oops..I dont think anyone will be seeing me,U-
ALaINIUS:We all knew that was going to happen,You are a idoit.
Me:Piss*Shats bricks*

*Chime**Meanwhile the first time of mantis men devolp time*
ALaINIUS:What could happen if you mix praying mantis with humans?
Me:I sure it would produce some intresting mantis,Wh-*Sees Mantismen break through*I mean DEADLYYY MANTISSSMMMMENNN*Runs*

Total Core Meltdown Will Begin In Twe-
Wheatley; oh god that was getting anoying

*chime*
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GAAA10110....MY101.....MORALITY 101010100CORE.....IS....CORUPT11010101010101010101001010101010101010101010110110010110010101010101010110101010101001010101010101010.......(shuting down)

*chime*
good idea, we'll get right on that

10101010101010101111101000100101010101101010100110110110101010101010101020202100101010101100001101010101101001010101010101010101101010101111001000000011000110101010101010

*chime*
ALaINIUS; sir herbert here....that is all
Sir Herbert, were done here

*chime*
ALaINIUS; "Congratulations, you've figured out how the door functions."
sylCAI; "I am happy squared."

*chime*
sylCAI has gave me an idea....we need to use animal DNA and merge it with human DNA.
that hasnt failed in the past.
then again.....we still have mantis men walking around....

....PREMOTION

*chime*
Cat; "Mreaoww..."
ALaINIUS; "Agreed, more human testing is required. Bring forth the next batch of subjects."
Cat; "Purrrrrr Purrrrr"

.....WUT!!!!!

my cat:meow

me:do u like my friend

cat:...

me:so

cat:drep

me: ......

cat:nets more TEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HA

*chime*
Test Subject; "What does this button do? Hello?.. Hello?"
ALaINIUS; "Congratulations, you found the intercom. Well done."
Test Subject; "Owh! Thank you! I feel so smart right now."
ALaINIUS; "You should, you are the first one to find it, without dying emediatly after using it."
Test Subject; "Really?.. Wait... what is that gas?"
ALaINIUS; "Apperantly I was wrong. You are now dead. Good bye."
Test Subject; "Awwww shucks."

next time someone wants to use GLaDOS in a joke, can you replace it with ALaINIUS?
please?

Once upon a time in a test chamber with a random subject
Subject:Now...What is this obj-
GLaDOS:Thats a bomb
Subject:BBBBOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSS
GLaDOS:Just joking actually,If you put your head in it,You will get free candy
Subject:Ok
*Subject Looks in and gets electrocuted by a eletric chainsaw with candy canes strapped on it
GLaDOS:You know you failed to get free candy,I wish someone else would see this,They would agree me with,That you,Are can-Electrocuted :\

...HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!!!! darn your already an AI/CEO, so i cant premote you.

Sam: Hey, I'd hate to be THAT guy, but your chainsaw's leaking on my pants.

Ash: sorry, but I just like to be prepared.

Sam: For what? The attack of the triets?

Ash: Triets, Deadites, Vampires, or just you everyday Killer Robot.

GLaDOS: Chainsaws! Like THAT would work!

*snicker*

Well, well, well. welcom
TO MY LAIR!
Let me just flag something up: According to that control panel light up there,
the entire building's gonna self destruct in about 6 minutes.
I'm pretty sure it's a problem with the light. I think the light's on the blink,
but just in case it isn't...
...
You know what, nevermind.

and do you think i care?


no
i dont, now got back into your relaxation vault

well im an AI, what do you expect

allot of spelling errors

sorda...
you see, that "mishap" with GLaDOS had an effect on our budget.
so were running low on test subjects.

not many test subjects here, huh? Is Aperture going bankrupt again?