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Sandwiches. Diagonal vs Cross cut
Why do sandwiches feel better when cut diagonally?

Any other way feels hamfisted and wrong.

Only Orcs would eat beat cut top to bottom.

Even when shops sell them theyre cut diagonally even though oblong ones would save space/cost.

Diagonal is king.
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Cause diagonal turns the sandwich into triangles. Triangles fit better in the hand than rectangles. It makes it easier to eat because the points give you a better starting point for eating it.
Real Gs eat a sangwheech whole.

Only little girls and wamanz acks fo they sammiches CUT. 😆😆😆
diagonal gives you better corners to eat first.
Originally posted by ChickenTacos:
Real Gs eat a sangwheech whole.

Only little girls and wamanz acks fo they sammiches CUT. 😆😆😆

Real men don't eat sandwiches because they have carbs. They go and eat a steak instead. Why are you eating sandwiches? You one of them soyfolk?
Originally posted by *R A Z* - E M B I G G E N E D -:
Originally posted by ChickenTacos:
Real Gs eat a sangwheech whole.

Only little girls and wamanz acks fo they sammiches CUT. 😆😆😆

Real men don't eat sandwiches because they have carbs. They go and eat a steak instead. Why are you eating sandwiches? You one of them soyfolk?


What if my idea of a sandwich is a burger between two steaks?
Originally posted by Sarge the Merry Mindbreaker:
Originally posted by *R A Z* - E M B I G G E N E D -:

Real men don't eat sandwiches because they have carbs. They go and eat a steak instead. Why are you eating sandwiches? You one of them soyfolk?


What if my idea of a sandwich is a burger between two steaks?

I think you may not be hetero if you have some meat between your meat buns.
Used to get jam/marmelade sandwiches in diagonal when i was a kid, i guess it depends on the sandwich.
Last edited by Dracoco OwO; 10 hours ago
Don't cut sandwiches. That's 100% more sandwich per sandwich.
Why do you need to cut it at all? Can you not just chomp at the corners that are already there?
Originally posted by Drain:
Why do you need to cut it at all? Can you not just chomp at the corners that are already there?

Because when you cut the sandwich diagonally, the pressure of the knife cutting into the sandwich creates kind of a seal keeping the ingredients together better thus raising the deliciousness ten fold. When you eat a sandwich whole you create pressure points upon the sandwich which makes the ingredients slide around or even slide out of the sandwich.

It's like asking why use a spoon to eat ice cream when you can just use your hands.
Last edited by *R A Z* - E M B I G G E N E D -; 10 hours ago
Sorry, I only eat tesseract sandwiches.
Originally posted by Drain:
Why do you need to cut it at all?

Most of the time you don't. But some sandwiches - like a french dip, philly cheesesteak, or reuben - get messy real fast. It's too risky to eat them uncut.
Use a bagel for that sandwich and then there is no diagonal.
Only goblins would eat an uncut sandwich.

Diagonals improve it immensely..... Somehow.
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