I mean... is alriiiight

I thought I'd have to wait long to get a review-worthy story, but no. This is probably not that weird by RimWorld standards, but it's weird by my standards.

It started with three people, as it usually does.
Sonia, a miner and researcher.
Tico, Sonia's ex husband, and a cook, warrior, farmer, and also just generally good at physical labour.
Joan, a doctor, and that's all I remember about her.

Everything was going normally until Sonia and Tico started dating. You're stuck on an alien planet, and you think that's the best time to start dating your ex-spouse again?
That's fine, I guess.
Then Joan flirted with Tico, which Tico didn't like. But before anything more could happen, Joan became insane and started walking around randomly.
She eventually walked into a cave filled with alien insects, where she was injured so badly that she couldn't get away if she tried (which she didn't).
So then Tico and Sonia had to come save her. But they both almost died as well.
This is the weird part.
Then a man named Lance 'Bananas' Banana showed up and saved Sonia. I tried to make him save the other two as well, but they died.

So then Sonia was grieving the loss of her friend and boyfriend, while being injured so badly she could barely move.
Then Lance ate Tico's corpse???? Which I can't imagine made either of them feel any better.
The stress from that made Sonia go completely insane. Where did she choose to go? The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insect cave again, of course. She was injured, Lance tried to save her but failed, they were both unable to walk and slowly crawling toward their beds, hoping to survive.
They both died of blood loss.
The end.

I'm excited to play again now, that was really fun.

my colony is like somalia, people js walking around and killin each other