Joined a messed-up government experiment with friends and instantly regretted it. We screamed, hid in lockers and blamed each other. 10/10 never felt so unsafe in co-op.

Set sail with friends, stole some loot, crashed into a rock, got eaten by a shark, and then my ship sank because it rained. 10/10 true pirate experience.

“I’m doing my part!” Commanding waves of troopers against endless bugs feels straight out of the movie. 10/10 lost half my squad to friendly fire and still called it a victory.

Escape was bad enough — now we’re hauling loot while monsters stalk every corner. 10/10 screamed, dropped the bag, and left my friends behind.

A war game where logistics are deadlier than bullets. Spent 6 hours hauling crates instead of fighting and somehow had more fun. 10/10 supply lines win wars.

A city builder where beavers out-engineer humanity. 10/10 flooded my colony because I didn’t understand dams.

Football but with skeletons, mutants, and landmines on the field. 10/10 finally a sports game I’m good at because everyone dies anyway.

Exploring alien oceans was already terrifying — now they gave me ice, penguins, and even scarier things lurking under the dark. 10/10 froze to death while building a base.

Crashed on an alien ocean planet, built a base, and immediately got eaten by something the size of a bus. 10/10 most beautiful panic attack I’ve ever had.

Built a thriving metropolis. Immediately destroyed it with traffic jams, sewage floods, and one poorly placed roundabout. 10/10 best city sim ever.