Finally, an adventure without plumbers! Smashed bricks, fought orcs, and ruled Middle-earth. Still waiting for a Goomba ring-bearer... One Goomba to stomp them all! 🏰💍🍄

Finally, a kingdom where I don’t get stomped! Built Goomba City, managed resources, and no pesky plumbers in sight. Still waiting for a “Mushroom Farming” bonus! 🏰🍄👑

Finally, a game where I can have a future! No plumbers, no stomping—just a nice job, a house, and a car. Still waiting for the "Evil Minion" career, though! 🚗💼🍄

Finally, a game where Goombas can command armies instead of getting stomped! Tanks > Plumbers. No Goomba nation yet, but world conquest is near. Paradox, make it happen!

As a Goomba, I finally rule instead of being stomped! Huge map, no jumping, pure strategy. No Goomba nation yet, but world domination feels great! Paradox, make it happen! 👑🌍

As a Goomba, I’m used to small steps, but Euro Truck Simulator 2 is all about big roads and deliveries. Not my style, but it’s relaxing and fun—definitely worth a drive!

As a Goomba, jumping and running isn’t my thing, but in Chained Together, it’s all about teamwork and chaos. It’s fun, though I’d probably end up getting left behind without the chain!

In Raft, survival on the open sea is key. As a Goomba, I’d probably sink fast, but I admire the creativity and teamwork needed to build and survive. It’s a wild, floating adventure!

As a Goomba, I’m usually stomped, but in Mount & Blade: Warband, strategy and chaos rule. I may not be the hero, but I respect the battles and the cunning it takes to survive!

As a Goomba, I'm used to being stomped, but CS2 takes it to a new level. Players are faster, and their reflexes are sharper! Still, even when I hit the ground, it's oddly fun.