Glorious Space Sim. 30hr grind for a new set of space-wheels and some guy called Bob killing me repeatedly cause I "take it in the pooper". 7/10

Walk for 20 minutes to reach an AO only to stand around for another 20 minutes and the scream when your friends head it removed from 1.3km away. 8.5/10

Do you hate yourself? Does subjecting yourself to high-level autism sound like adequate recompense for your sins? Play CS:GO today!!!

Woke up on a beach. "This place is beautiful" My giant forearms rub against my tiny body. I poop and throw it at a raptor. Ripped to shreds. 10/10