You get to be the edgiest bad guy ever going around raining edgeness down on all in the form of very bloody murder.

Have I ever told you the definition of a recommendation?

AMERICA!

Muscles, and a big dang gun. Done.

Muscles. Miniguns. Done.

Wife? Kids? Bills? Do you ever just wanna drop everything and rest? Well is this ever the perfect game for you it'll get them away.* *(Bills may go up)

Manly friends, explosions, manly friends, grappling hooks, manly friends, more explosions...

Manly man, explosions, manly man, grappling hooks, manly man, more explosions...

She kicks the guys asses better than the guys themselves. Recommended.